The Secret Life of Kitty

Hi folks, Myles D. Kitty, Esq. here. I’m writing to you today because Spring is too busy on the phone, swearing up a storm about something called financial aide and how the people who distribute it have their heads firmly lodged up their asses.

You’ll likely not be surprised to learn that I don’t have opposable thumbs. I get by fine without them. Sure, I can still open the screen door or whomp on Hugo’s ass. I just do it without that pesky thing called a thumb getting in the way. Besides, why mess up my amazingly good looks with something like an extra toe (or god forbid, two).

I promise to get Spring back to you soon, and if we’re lucky it’ll happen without jail time. I still can’t believe she is allowed to work with sharp pointy metal sticks. From the sounds of it that financial aide department should be glad that they’re on the other side of a counter from her.


1 Response to “The Secret Life of Kitty”

  1. 1 Donna

    Rest assured, your cousin will have a rebuttal!

Leave a Reply