Archive for the 'Proclamations' Category

Double Point Ninny

When I am Queen, it will be illegal for only one double point needle to go missing. It will have to be all or nothing, thereby making the purchase of a new set of needles justifiable.

This proclamation has been brought to by Grumperina’s Jaywalker, A Swell Yarn Shop’s Skinny Duet, and a lone missing 6″ Crystal Palace size one US DPN.

Hammer Time

When I am Queen, all wet felting classes will require the use of a hammer.

This proclamation has been brought to you by Heidi Parra, my lovely scarf, and my arm muscles.

Work, Damnit

When I am Queen, it will be legal to throw laptops with kernel panic issues back at the Genius you bought it from.

This proclamation has been brough to you by Murphy the MacBook Pro, The Apple Store, and my short temper.

Oh, Orlando

When I am Queen, Orlando Bloom shall only be allowed to make movies in which he is dressed in open shirts that show off his chest.

This proclamation has been brough to you by my hormones, Orlando Bloom’s chest, and Pirates of the Caribbean III: At World’s End.